다리가 짤렸지만...

다리가 짤렸지만...PATIENT:WHY AM I IN HERE?

DOCTOR:YOU'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT.

PATIENT:WHAT HAPPENED?

DOCTOR:YOUR LEGS WERE INJURED SO BAD THAT WE HAD TO AMPUTATE BOTH OF THEM.

PATIENT:THAT'S TERRIBLE!

DOCTOR:I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS TOO. THERE'S A GUY IN THE NEXT WARD WHO MADE A VERY GOOD OFFER ON YOUR EXPENSIVE SHOES.

환자:내가 왜 여기에 온거죠?

의사:사고를 당했어요.

환자:그래서 어떻게 된거죠?

의사:다리가 엉망으로 다쳐서 양쪽 다 절단했어요.

환자:이런 끔찍한 일이 있나!

의사:좋은 소식도 있답니다. 옆 병동 사람이 큰 돈을 주고 당신의 고급 구두를 인수하겠다네요.입력시간 2000/08/10 16:57

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